Reasons you hate Cameron

[Bonecrusher Mark]

Please feel free to continue my list and add your own thoughts of the league's biggest blowhard.

1. I'm jealous that I can't lose as consistently as him
2. He smells of [glow=green,2,300]rotten[/glow] shellfish left in the sun to bake.
3. He doesn't reply to trades in a timely manner
4. After agreeing to a deal he'll try to add some extra bullshit to it.
6. Thinks keeping hurt broken ass pitchers is the key to baseball dominance (aj burnett for manny?)
7. While in 6th place he begins to tell everyone how badass he is
8. Chooses to battle the all-time winningest mother fucker in HCL history.
9. Doesn't realize that his entire football is team is Donovan McNabb


10... (please pick up where I left off! lol)

[Brian]

10. He gets his ass kicked by his "little" brother
11. His "little" brother doesnt even like basketball and is better then him
12. Talks alot of shit while playing basketball but always defers to Mark at end of games.
13. Looks like Hilary Swank.....in Boys dont cry.
14. Looks like the little gay chick in Boys dont cry
15. Thought he was his dads eldest boy but come to find out he cant even do that right.
16. Is scared to deal with me in ANY sport
17. Typo machine
18. Aggravates Mark of all people.
19. Always grabbing his own pee-pee.

[Bonecrusher Mark]

Holy shit, that was awesome!

20. Believes bathing is optional
21. Curls 10 lb. dumbells all day long and will then ask you "do my arms look like they're getting bigger?"
22. Cultivates new forms of bacteria underneath his finger nails
23. Makes up words like Chizzle Bin Bana
24. When he gets weird he dances like a raptor and cries
25. Owns a Mitsubishi but cannot pronounce it. (Mitterbeatty)

[brian]

26. Hes loves cock
27. Hes from Hughson and Ceres..like one wasnt bad enough.
28. His first and last names almost rhyme
29. I didnt even know he was in the same fantasy league with me until he started making an ass of himself
30. Likes to have masterbation contests
31. Favorite show on Tv is " Gay Next"
32. Favorite fruit is Richard Simmons
33. Favorite game is All-Male-Strip-Chutes and ladders
34. Favorite vegetable is penis
35. Once robbed an ice cream truck for all the rocket pops.

[Bonecrusher Mark]

36. I had to tell him that he cannot name his team the Fairytown Glitter-Ponies.
37. Even though he couldn't get his first choice he still found a way to work in "nuts" in his team name.
38. Plans to spend his potential football winnings on lipstick and astro glide.
39. Slapped a "Cowboy's Butts Drive Me Nuts" sticker on the bumper of his Mitterbeatty.
40. Likes emo bands such as the Used, AFI, and My Chemical Romance
41. Tucks his shirt in, in the front only.
42. Introduces himself to people as "Mark's favorite sister"
43. Was a compulsive gambler at the age of 13
44. When people tell him "nice skid marks" he thinks its car related.
45. Stacks his poker chips into the shape of cock and balls.
46. If he scores 4 pts in a basketball game and you weren't there to see it he'll tell you he scored 30

[brian]

47. His dad introduces him by saying "this is Claytons moms son"
48. Boston NutCrushers...WTF
49. Just look at his avatar
50. Even Kris thinks hes dumb

[brian]

51. I feel bad now. Sorry Cameron. Im just joking with you. Your a good sport...not good at sports.. a good sport.

[Bonecrusher Mark]

Feel bad? Poppycock!! Maybe if someone showed some redeeming qualities they'd be worthy of pity or empathy, however this is not the case.

#15 is still my faves... because it is so harsh. Go big or go home they say.

I want this list to get over 100, but I'm laying off to see if some other HCL'ers will join in the frey. Jeff's commented on it, I'm sure others have looked at it, Sean and Patrick mention wanting to make polls...WELL here it is motherfuckers, sign up!

[cgnitive]

We definately need to have a vote on the most "hated" owner!

[Bonecrusher Mark]

Make a poll homebro! This board is a big hunk of clay for you to mold however you'd like.